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It's Not Me, It's You

First it was flip flops. Now, I don't even wear flip flops per se, but I do wear my collezione of expensive Fit Flops, that are good for my feet and posture, enabling me to walk many miles in summery shoes. Flip flops are for lazy people apparently.

Next up, letting pets on beds. Didn't have the heart to tell him there are Bengal paw prints all over my bedding, and I openly encourage it. Don't like cats on the bed? Sleep somewhere else!

But the nail in the coffin was Tesco. I said I had to go, waiting for a Tesco delivery. He comes straight back with "Never liked Tesco, the quality of their food is awful". Firstly, I lied, there was no delivery, I just wanted shot of him. Secondly, I go in their every other day to loiter lovingly at Rotten Corner.

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