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Tru Wuuuuuv

So, Fatso is a very overweight white cat, that sheds hair like it's going out of fashion. He makes warthog noises when he's eating, is demanding, a complete bully, a pig and pretends not to be beating Murphy up when he clearly is. He scoffs everything in sight, miaows incessantly for food, and doesn't go more than 5 yards from the back door.

Oh, and he has disgusting fish-breath and farts. Like what cat farts????

However, he who doesn't like cats (apart from Bengals, which aren't cats) and thinks that cats just eat him out of house and home, and put fur all over his stuff, and their pooh and pee stinks and and and. Well, guess who are the biggest cuddle monsters and mutual appreciation societies in town? Yup.

Fatso sits on Rod. For hours. Rod lovingly obliges.

Purr Purr Purr Purr Purr.

Win Fatso!

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